Who didn’t think this was the wimpiest rap name ever when he first burst on the scene back in the ’90s? Why would a guy who is perpetually angry at the world name himself after a tiny chocolate candy known for its adorable mascots? Yes, his initials are M.M., but that’s no excuse. You don’t see Tina Turner calling herself TNT. Actually, that’s way better than Eminem. Maybe she should start rapping. Her albums already have hip-hop titles like “Simply The Best” and “Break Every Rule.”
© 2007 Sydney Markle
