I had a fantastic dream last night. It was a feature length dream, so I’ll just give you a few of the highlights.
There was a demon/alien, who looked a lot like Jet Li who was determined to destroy the world/humanity. I know, how could Jet be evil? But it was just a shell he was hideous, green and scaly underneath. I was the only one who could stop him, so he was after me in particular.
A lot of crazy stuff happened in my dream. For example, at one point he stopped gravity so everyone floated up into the sky and then he switched it back and they slammed back down to the ground. I was saved because I was in an elevator and therefore couldn’t float too high up.
Anyway, you’ll be glad to hear that I defeated him shortly before waking up. He was trying to find Liz, when I hid behind several rolls of wrapping paper (don’t ask). He was standing at the top of a flight of stairs and when he wasn’t looking I jumped out, catching him off guard. I pushed him down the stairs and as he was lying face up on the stairs, I swooped down and smashed his throat with my boots. Dead alien/demon eyes staring up at me.
Victory. I am a superhero by night. I always suspected, but I never had confirmation until last night.
